The Master of Self-sabotage

end of year tags meme

A

• ALL OVER MY FACE
• and will probably die of dysentery

B

• because cats know

C

• cake is the sex i can have whenever i want
• can’t put straight porn on my gay porn tumblr

D

• ducks fly together
• divorce party
• denial maybe

E

• everything i want to put in my mouth will kill me
• erotic dreams from my preteen years

F

• fuck your yankee blue jeans

G

• give me a baby anything

H

• HOLY GOD IN HEAVEN LET ME BE YOUR BOBCAT WIFE

I

• i once tried to eat a ball-bearing because i thought it was one of these things
• i really don’t think these butts are accurate though

L

• look at my fat little hand
• lady you have a pelvis in the middle of your face

M

• my soul is made of cats

O

• one time i had a nosebleed all over raja’s side of the pillowcase

P

• packing a lunch down there

S

• SHINee:Contemporary Band::Penguins:South Pole

T

• the uvula is the best part

Z

• zodiac bull fuck